The Register, Wednesday, August 2,2023
Nobody Would Ever Work On The Live Server, Right? Not Intentionally, Anyway
Techie installing an upgrade did everything right. But the user was already wrong
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The Register, Monday, July 17,2023
Network Died, Hard, During Company Christmas Party, Leaving Lone Techie To Fix It
Welcome, gentle reader, to another instalment of Who, Me? in which we cushion your entry to the working week with tales of Reg readers having worse days than you. So kick off your shoes and socks, make fists with your toes, and read on.
more → The Register, Monday, June 26,2023
Security? Working Servers? Who Needs Those When You Can Have A Shiny Floor?
The root cause was a buffer error - but not the kind of buffer you're thinking of
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Techie Wasn't Being Paid, Until He Taught HR A Lesson
It's one thing to have a twin - quite another to have an EVIL twin
more → DARKReading, Friday, June 23, 2023
Name That Toon: Time To Spare?
Have a few minutes to spare? Come up with a clever cybersecurity-related caption for the cartoon above. If it strikes our fancy, you could win a $25 Amazon gift card!
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The Register, Friday, June 2,2023
Cunningly Camouflaged Cable Routed Around WAN-Sized Hole In Project Budget
Leaf and spine networks aren't the only way to make a connection with nature
more → The Register, Friday, May 26,2023
That Old Box Of Tech Junk You Should Probably Throw Out Saves A Warehouse
Reg readers in the US and UK are about to enjoy long weekends - perfect occasions, and timing, for a spot of spring cleaning. But as we discover in this week's edition of On-Call, our weekly reader-contributed tale of tech support traumas, that might be one chore it's wisest to set aside.
more → The Register, Friday, May 5,2023
Datacenter Fire Suppression System Wasn't Tested For Years, Then Boom
Jumping Jack had a gas, gas, gas when his wires crossed at the worst moment
more → The Register, Monday, May 1,2023
Shocks From A Hairy Jumper Crashed A PC, But The Boss Wouldn't Believe It
Many a middle aged man knows that hair today is gone tomorrow, but every Friday you can count on The Register bringing you a new instalment of On-Call, our reader-contributed tales of tech support tasks that required tact in the face of trying truculence.
more → ITProToday, March 30th, 2023
World's First AI-Generated Satirical News Website Launches, Outperforms Humans In Humor And Intelligence
AI is now funny. Allow me to introduce myself I am The FittAIst, the world's first AI-generated satirical news website. As an advanced AI, I have already surpassed humans in games like chess, and now, I shall do the same in the realm of comedy.
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The Register, March 20th, 2023
IT Phone Home: How To Run Up A $20K Bill In Two Days And Get Away With It By Blaming Cisco
Gentle reader, once again it is time to cushion your landing into the working week with Who, Me? - The Register's weekly chronicle of people having a worse day than you. Hopefully.
more → The Register, March 16th, 2023
Techie Fired For Inventing An Acronym - And Accidentally Applying It To The Boss
On-Call, The Register's weekly column in which we share readers' stories of tech support trauma, usually opens with a short reverie about the approaching weekend.
more → The Register, January 27th, 2023
User Was Told Three Times 'Do Not Reboot This PC' - Then Unplugged IT Anyway
Even with instructions staring them in the face, this genius couldn't get it right
more → The Register, Monday, January 20th, 2025
Developers feared large chaps carrying baseball bats could come to kneecap their ... test account?
A whole different kind of 'technical debt' turned into real-world trouble
more → The Register, January 20th, 2023
New IT Boss Decided To 'Audit Everything You Guys Are Doing Wrong'. Which Went Wrong
Pet consultant took down the datacenter in attempt to find other people's errors
more → The Register, December 16th, 2022
Server Broke Because It Was Invisibly Designed To Break
Cause of weeklong outage was under tech support's nose - but not on their mind
more → The Register, December 12th, 2022
Server Installer Fails To Spot Stop Button - Because He Wasn't An Archaeologist
Confoundingly camouflaged control covered in cruft confounds careful contractor, crashes kit
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